reblog this post if it’s october 18th
me, trying to find the aldi’s at 2 am in my 747 commercial airliner: fucking this again
well where is the missile gonna go if the GPS isn’t guiding it? it’s still gonna crash into something just not the right thing. this doesn’t solve anything
the GPS should have a boomerang mechanism and reroute itself to crash into person sending it instead
Do you work for ACME by any chance
“I can resist anything but temptation.”
— Oscar Wilde
(via quote-diaries)
we get it dude you’re gay
omg remember when the Song dynasty overthrew the Zhou emperor and conquered the warring kingdoms of China? haha wowww what a throwback only 900s kids will remember
it’s too early for this
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me and the boys, felsírtam
tegnapról
Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III
the government instituted martial law but they called it “totoro law” and y’all just went with it because it was deemed “uwu-worthy”
no one:
literally no one:
me: in chapter 2 of The Great Gatsby, Tom buys Myrtle a dog for ten dollars. the dog is never mentioned again in the entire book. what happened to the dog? did it run away? did it die from neglect? why is the dog left ignored by the novel? surely F. Scott Fitzgerald, widely regarded as one of the greatest American authors, if not the greatest, would not ignore Chekhov’s gun, one of the most fundamental rules of storytelling? surely he would not dedicate about a dozen lines of dialogue to tthe purchase of the dog, only to never mention it again? why does Fitzgerald not talk about the dog????????????
@dieschwartzman you’re right and you should say it
love how people think they can get on my level like? did you defeat a crusade of the strongest Central European powers before you were a teenager? did you take the city of the world’s desire when you were barely in your early 20s? did you unite the beyliks of anatolia once you were in your 30s and 40s?
no?
i didn’t think so. go away.
no one:
literally no one:
me: in chapter 2 of The Great Gatsby, Tom buys Myrtle a dog for ten dollars. the dog is never mentioned again in the entire book. what happened to the dog? did it run away? did it die from neglect? why is the dog left ignored by the novel? surely F. Scott Fitzgerald, widely regarded as one of the greatest American authors, if not the greatest, would not ignore Chekhov’s gun, one of the most fundamental rules of storytelling? surely he would not dedicate about a dozen lines of dialogue to tthe purchase of the dog, only to never mention it again? why does Fitzgerald not talk about the dog????????????
idk who the one person is that decided to review The Great Gatsby on doesthedogdie, but I need to know their secrets